A mushroom walks into a bar.
He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up.
He gives her a few cheap lines.
She replies "Get out of here, I don't want anything to do with you!"
Then the mushroom says, "What's the matter? I'm a fun-gi!"
Submitted by Calamjo
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