Lager Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be...
Bar-drinking Jokes
one day one man kirykkan...
one day one man kirykkan
Yo mama so fat
yo mama so fat she sat in a monster truck and ...
Homeless
A guy goes up to a homeless person and says "k...
How drunk is he?
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...
3 guys and a bar by:
3 guyes walk into a bar2 of them duck
Phones
what do you call a person with a mobile phone?...
Ouch!
a man walked into a bar
OUCH!!!
New bar
A girl named Martha is opening a new bar but c...
String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends a...
Stories
why is the libray the talest building?
becau...
Staten Island
He loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn'...
Man with no arms
An armless man walked into a bar, which is emp...
Pop
pop is a cat
Embarrassing Situations!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beau...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny pi...
The 12 inch Pianist
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks wha...
Free lucky winner
you have been selected 4free 3days n 2nit...
Where is this bus going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, ...
Old Woman
There once was a 60 year old woman who suddenl...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at th...
The Asylum Loonies..
One night in the bar, the owner is lamenting t...
I Need a Push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock i...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful wom...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tur...