Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little
man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy
notices it.


�Hey, what's that?�


�A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a
wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.�


�Can I try?� The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks
fill the room.


�Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!�


�Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?�