Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

A Few Too Many


David is in a bar and he has had quite a few a...

Horrible fact


one day the tramps callled USA occupied a holy...

Who keeps saying those things?


A man walked in to a bar after a long day at w...

WHAT TIME IS IT?


THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO WENT ON A VACATION TO M...

blonde jokes...


blonde jokes

Dum blond


there where 3 women in a car a red head a bren...

Donkey


a man and his friend called donkey (who had a ...

The Asylum Loonies..


One night in the bar, the owner is lamenting t...

Two old drunks


Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. ...

Jet setting drunks


A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplan...

What do the Pubs Name?


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The ...

3 ducks


A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks under his ...

Small head


A guy walks into a bar and sees a man sitting ...

The Cellar


I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cella...

"Got any grapes?"


A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any gr...

Speech Impediment


Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pint...

Cheap drinker


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...

Snooker


how do you make a snooker table laugh?

Grandcayon


yo mom is fat her crack is the grandcayon

Depressed in bar


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

What do you get if you lie under a cow A pat...


What do you get if you lie under a cow A pat o...

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May


Holl My is a May?

ASIA IS A NAME OF PERSON


THERE IS A GUY IM MY COOKING CLASS WHO WSA BOR...

Drunk Driver


A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviousl...