Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Ever Slept with an U


One guy asks the other, "Hey, have you ever go...

fight


After a big fight broke out in a pub, the poli...

International Beer Sell


An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Ma...

Santa wave


when santa clause was busy dropping presents t...

Troubleshooting your bar or pub


A solution to all of your drinking troubles


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Racist Attack


A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. H...

Yo momma


yo momma so dumb when i told her it was chilly...

Blondes Love Puzzles


There was this bartender & he was working ...

Your momma is so dumb she heard it was gonna...


Your momma is so dumb she heard it was gonna b...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

Drunk


a guy in a bar asks for a beer but the bartend...

Stupid


yo mama is so stupid when robbers broke in she...

your mammas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and...


your mammas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and s...

Stupid


your mom is so stupid that someone told her th...

The Secret of Happy Old Man


A traveller saw a very old man that was also s...

Your momma


your momma is so fat she wore a yellow dress a...

The Drunk and the Nun


There was a guy in a bar one night that got re...

Ventriloquist


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the ...

Do you have any nails?


A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender ...

2 guys walk into a bar.....


two guys walk into a bar but the third one was...

Moebius


why did the chicken cross the road?to get on ...

Loud And Rowdy


A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a...

Cunning man


Each time the man visits this bar he has a lit...

A drunk orders himself a beer


A man walks into the front door of a bar. He i...

Yo mommas so fat...


yo mommas so fat, when her beeper goes off, pe...