THIS BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND FINDS HIS WAY TO A SEAT.....
HE SITS THERE AND ORDERS A DRINK.....
A LITTLE BIT AFTER THAT HE LOOKED IN THE BARTENDERS WAY AND SAID YOU WANT TO HEAR A BLONDE JOKE?.....
THE LADY NEXT TO HIM SAID IN A DEEP HUSKY VOICE SAID" MISTER THERE ARE 5 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE.....
1 THE BARTENDERS A BLONDE GIRL.....
2 THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GAL.....
3 I AM A 6fT TALL 200POUND BLONDE GIRL THAT HAS A BLACK BELT IN KAROTE.....
4 THE LADY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOU IS A BLONDE AND IS A PROFESINOAL WIEGHT LIFTER.....
5 THE LADY BEHIND YOU IS A BLONDE AND IS A PROFESIONAL WRESTLER...."
" NOW MISTER ARE DO YOU STILL WANT TO TELL THAT JOKE "
THE BLIND MAN SIT THERE THAN SAID"NAH.....NOT IF IM GOING TO HAVE TO TELL IT 5 TIMES "
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