An American arrived in London, employed a guide, walked and got acquainted with the architecture. Soon he became bored with it: "Listen, my friend, why d`you have here everything small-sized? This building, for example, in America it would be in ten times bigger and higher..." "Sure, sir. It is a lunatic asylium."
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