Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,� I�d like
a pint of blood."
The second vampire says,� I�d like a pint of blood, too."
Then the third vampire says,� I�d like a pint a plasma."
Then the bartender says,"OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods
and a blood light?"
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