This rope walks into a bar and says,"Get me a beer!" The bar tender relies,"We don't serve beers to ropes here."So the rope walks out and sees this guy walking down the sidewalk and says,"Tie me in a knot and fray the end."So the guy does so. Then the rope walks back in the bar and says,"Get me a beer!" The bar tender replies,"Aren't you the same rope who just came in here?"The rope says,"Fraid Knot!"
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