At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time
the bar opens.
"It opens at noon�, answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon�, replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatnot shay the bar
opines at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have
room service send something up to you�.
"No! I don't want to get in, ah want to get OUT!"
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