Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Signs That You are T


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. Yo...

Wife Control


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two ...

"Hey, nice tie''


A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders ...

Mans best friend


where do you find a no legged dog?


a.right w...

Beer interferes


Question: What to do if beer interferes with t...

The experiment


Every night, after dinner, a man took off for ...

JUMP ROPE


WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SNAKE WITH A KA...

Three Strings Walk Into the Bar


There were three strings that walked into the ...

Hooligan Hijinx


A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams...

Little Man On A Bar Stool


One night a little man was sitting on a stool ...

My first silly noodle date


There was an girl name Jen.Jen is 16 years old...

Hooligan Hijinx


A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams...

a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million...


a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million da...

Pig In A Bar


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then th...

The Top 16 Signs You've Had Too Much to Drink


16> The pants you just wet are not your own...

what do you call a deer wit no eyez?...i hav...


what do you call a deer wit no eyez?...i hav n...

A Giraffe in a bar


A man and giraffe walk into a bar and get tota...

The ''perffect'' toilet


One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip ...

Different Perspective


A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drink...

The Golden Toilet


A group of guys are on their way to a party, b...

How do you castrate a redneck?


how do you castrate a redneck?
kick his siste...

Amazing Frog


A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks th...

Can't say no


Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pint...

3 little pigs


The first little pig walked into the bar and s...

Confucious:


Confucious say, he who fart in church sit in o...