Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

SADDAM HUESAIN


SADDAM HUSSEIN CALLED USA AND TOLD THEM ILL GI...

Got beer!!


Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pu...

Exact Change


A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behi...

BestJokes


Why can't dogs dance?
Because they have two l...

Bar & donkey


Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walks into a pu...

The duck in the bar


A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bars...

Payback


A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up t...

Stumpy-legged pink dog


A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash...

Brain cells


what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? ...

Bar Flies


A man walked into a shop and found the clerk s...

How to drown a blond


Q; How do you drown a blond in a submarein?
A...

In laws


whats the difference between in laws and out l...

K.O.


Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Drink fault-finding guide


A solution to all of your drinking troublesSym...

Your hairline


you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back h...

Beer Goggles


Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole afte...

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

Shouting the Bar


A drunk walks into a bar and says to the barte...

Moo!!!


A man walk in to a bar and says i want 14 beer...

Yo mama joke


your mama like a ice cream cone everybody gets...

Ever Slept with an Ugly Woman


One guy asks the other, "Hey, have you ever go...

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Tab


A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. Th...

Drinkers' Troubleshooting Guide


Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction ...

A friendly beer


A guy went into a bar, sat down at the bar and...