Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Flies In The Beer


An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a ...

Potato


Mother potato told her three children it was t...

Bartender help


An armless man walked into a bar which is empt...

Two old drunks


Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. ...

Just A Juggalo


A man is driving home, when is pulled over by ...

Shine On, You Crazy


How many Frat boys does it take to change a li...

Can I Buy You a Drink


A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I...

Merle goes out drinking every night...


Every night after dinner, Merle took off for t...

Lemon squeeze


The local bar was so sure that its bartender w...

Yo mama


Yo mama eyebrows are so hairy they look like t...

The Fart !!


The Fart !
Shaggy and Britney were walkin...

Can I have This Dance?


Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drink...

Viral Warfare in a Bar


Editor's note: This joke involves a rather dis...

Funny


why did the chicken cross the road?


to get t...

Kodak Moment


What do Kodak and condoms have in common?


Th...

The Three Little Pigs


The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink an...

Akash a singh


hi akash abst dhh ii m yg 7h

The Bar


A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!

The counter-lunch


There once was this guy who walked into a bar ...

A fellow came into a bar


A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini...

My Friend


My friend walks into a bar... OUCH!!!

Drinking Buddies


Two men are sitting next to each other in an I...

Yo Mama


Yo Mama is so fat she tripped over K-mart boun...

Drunk Irish


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in ...

Bar


a man walked in to a bar OUCH!