The first little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man said "OK". Then the little pig said "Can I use your toilet?" and the bar man said straight ahead. Then the second little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man said "OK". Then the little pig said "Can I use your toilet?" and the bar man said straight ahead. The third little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man said "OK". Then the Bar man said "I suppose you want to use the toilet", but the third little pig said "No, I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home".
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