Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

2 Guys Walk Into A Bar


Two guys walk into a bar...
You would think t...

Horse in Bar


One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of ...

Signs That You are Truely Drunk


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You...

Out in the car


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

12 Shots


A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and...

Bar Flies


A man walked into a shop and found the clerk s...

Whats the Pubs Name


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The ...

Works outing


This guy was staggering along the road, much t...

Fat lady in the bar


A fat lady walks into a bar with a duck on her...

A Classy Bar


A man walks into a bar and the bartender says,...

Get Your Coat


A man comes in to the room and says to his wif...

man in bar


a man and his wife stopped in at a bar,sat dow...

Finding The Car


A drunken man was wondering around the parking...

Nicknames for Georgie


Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. T...

Ready to Go Home


There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bart...

Steering Nuts?


An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender l...

The picture


there is this guy and he always goes for late ...

The bar


a guy walked into a bar
OUCH

Michael jackson


what times bed time in michael jacksons never,...

Drunken Donut II: Th


A cop pulls over a guy."Your eyes are awfully ...

Beer President's Have a Beer


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in Lond...

An anguish man in bar


A man walks into the front door of a bar. He i...

Made me stop drinking.


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What's The Angle


A very good looking man walks into a singles b...

Drunked and Blonde


After a really good party a man walks into a b...