there is this guy and he always goes for late night drinks at the bar.
he always carries a picture of his wife in his pocket and whenever he finishes a beer he take the picture out and looks at it.
finally the bar tender askes him why he looks at this girls picture after every beer
the man replies well this is my wife and when she looks good i go home.
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