Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Circus owner in bar


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyo...

Spikes?


Q:What has a hundred an therty two spikes and ...

No


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Intersection


country boy went to new york to visit his uncl...

How could you kill my father?


There once was two men in a bar, the first man...

the diaper and the e


why did the elephant where the diaper to the p...

Stupit


a man walked into a bar ouch

Signs That You'r


1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2...

Drivin Me Nuts


One day a pirate walked into a bar with a stee...

Horse country


A man took a trip out West after a harrowing d...

fight


After a big fight broke out in a pub, the poli...

Kiesha such a chicken head


Kiesha such a chicken head she has to replace ...

The bartender asks the guy


The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar,...

Why do cows wear bells??...


Why do cows wear bells??


Cause their horns d...

Rheumatoid Alcoholic


Did you hear the one about the rheumatoid alco...

Paying for drinks


A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the b...

Blonde painter


One day this blonde was looking for work so sh...

Did you find Him??


Everybody in church was heading to the river c...

TOOTHPICK


I STABBED YOUR MUM IN THE EYE WITH A TOOTH PICK

Bar Tab in Alaska


It's forty below zero one-winter night in Alas...

Airport Jokes


What did Mohammed say to Sahid just before the...

The Test!


A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a sh...

Cultured


Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.


The ...

Walks into a bar


Askeleton walks into a bar and tells the barte...

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