A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua on a leash.
She sits down next to a drunk.
The drunk rolls around, leans over and�splat!�he pukes all over the dog.
Looking down, the vagrant sees the little dog struggling in his pool of vomit, and slurs, �I don�t remember eating that."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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