On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, said the city slicker, but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time? Time? said the farmer. What does time matter to a pig?
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