A guy walks into a bar and orders a gin and juice. The bartender hands him an apple. The guy asks "What is this? I ordered a gin and juice."
The bartender says take a bite of the apple. The guy takes a bite and it tastes like gin. The bartender tells him to turn it around and it tastes like juice.
The guy is amazed and soon a woman comes in and orders a rum and coke. Again the bartender gives her a apple and tells her to try it.
She takes a bite and it tastes like coke then bites the other half and it takes like rum. She also is amazed at this.
A little while later another guy walks in. The woman and man tell him about the apple. The bartender says he can make the apple taste like anything he wants.
The man says he wants a apple that tastes like pussy.
Bartender hands him the apple and he takes a bite. He spits it out and yells "This tastes like shit!"
The bartender says to him "Turn the apple around."
EDIT: Added a letter e to bite.
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