A Few Puns

Q.Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
A.To get to the bottom!

I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.

I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.



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