An ant is racing back and forth across an unopened bag of potato chips

Another any walks up, taking in the scene.

"Whatcha doing?" he asks the breathless ant.

"Trying to get something to eat!" the first ant replies.

"How is running around like an idiot going to get you something to eat?"

The little guy points to the writing on the bag.

"Don't you see what it says? 'To open, tear across dotted line.'"

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