A man walked into his back yard one morning...
A man walked into his back yard one morning an...
Animals Jokes
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built ...
Hahahahah
What sounds does a dog make??
WOOF! WOOF!
Because it is let out in the morning
Q: Why is a dog longer in the morning than in ...
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is t...
birds
there were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced so h...
Basic Rules For Dogs Who Have a Yard to Protect
VISITORS: Quickly determine which guest is afr...
3 little piggies
There were 3 little piggies.The first pig walk...
A bear walked into a bar and said...
A bear walked into a bar and said to the barte...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?
You dig a hol...
Camouflage training
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a pri...
Elephant with Diarrhea
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
...
Do one brave thing today
Editor's note: And, yes, I know that Pengui...
Mice cream
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: ...
Gorillas
Q:Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
A:...
Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A:...
Car-pets!
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A:...
From chasing cars.
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
A: F...
When the door is open.
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go int...
Skunk
Why Did The Skunk Live In A sHOE
A Stinky Sn...
Dead Ant
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead...
Bad Heart
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?...
Frog experiment
Professor Dumbarton conducted an experiment at...