One day a polar bear walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him,
"What would you like today sir?"
After 30 seconds or so the polar bear answers
" A beer please"
The bar tender replies,
"Why the big paws/pause?"
(GET IT??? PAWS AND PAUSE!!)
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