Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my ...
Animals Jokes
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Ro...
Penguins in the shower.
Two penguins were in the shower and one dropes...
Q. What's a pet on the floor called?...
Q. What's a pet on the floor called?
A. ...
A man has a new job
A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head z...
Cat/Human Quiz
Humans:Your cat waits and meows at the front d...
Feline Fasting
Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car i...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep...
Bovine Hijinx
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!...
2 ANIMALS TALK
Q:WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SAID
TO THE DUCK"GOOD ...
Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
A: To bankrupt the other side.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find ...
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman...
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman w...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants f...
What do you call Jessica Winston?...
What do you call Jessica Winston?
Bessy ...
Gooney Bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...
A cat's dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness....
There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...
Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?
In the la...
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
Two fools are about to go flying
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms ou...
How To Make A Turkey
HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey...
Scratch Paper
Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: Scratch...