Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

Dog w/o Wheels


Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where y...

The Singing Frog


A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders...

So you can tell them from canaries.


Why elephants are colored grey?
So you can te...

Chicken ain't chicken


Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he...

Mary had a little lamb


Mary had a little lamb


she tied it to a pile...

Things We can Learn from a Dog


Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ...

Another Chicken, Another Road


Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who ...

If you can....


Some Thoughts...


If you can start the day wi...

Chicken and the Egg


So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the c...

Chickens And Books


A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation ...

Two roaches having a discussion


Two roaches were munching on garbage in an all...

Definition


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
T...

Dont trust vet's


there was a man who walked into the vet's offi...

What is red and green?


What is red and green and goes 100 miles an ho...

Camel and Giraffe


What did the camel say to the giraffe

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil


What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...

Snail's Pace


A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but ...

Did you hear...


Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a bal...

Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?...


Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?


A. ...

Wrong Straw


At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoug...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons


Why did the chicken cross the road?


MACHIAVE...

Silly cow jokes


what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground...

Donkey's Will Kill U


A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and...

yo mama so fat...


yo mama so fat she has more rolls then a baker...