Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies
lined up on each arm; the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the
ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one
moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
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