Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

The funeral!


One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when ...

Cat go woof


How do you make a cat go woof?


You soak it w...

A first-aid kit

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red ...

Stupid master


A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he c...

Blondes and Turtles


What do turtles and blondes have in common?


...

Because white ones get dirty too fast.

Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Beca...

What's dangerous and swings from trees?

What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A mon...

Flat mate

Q.Why did the frog cross the road


A. to vi...

The little puppy


One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...

Cow Priced Like A Car


What would happen if we priced our "COWS" usin...

What is the difference between a cat and a comma

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a c...

Baby Turtle


A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a ...

You Might Be A Redneck...Deer


You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a de...

Go, Silver, Go!


A man was driving his truck down an old countr...

Clinton 'n' Buddy


Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton ...

Shipwreck


A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a...

This dog is acting badly


While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog d...

Bzzzzz!!


What does a bee do with it's stinger before he...

Boxer Dog

Q:What dog goes into a corner everytime a bell ...

Three very tough mice


Three rats are sitting at the bar talking brag...

A game of animal football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had...

Chicken & the Egg


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg...

Just browsing


A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into...

How do you catch a polar bear?


How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?


Fir...

A mouse's vacation


One day 3 mice got sooo board they decided to ...