Christmas Parrott

A man walks into a pet store and tells the owner that he is
looking for a parrot that sings Christmas carols. The owner
tells him that he is in luck becuase they just got one in that
day. So the man asks to see it.
It is a beautiful bird, and the man is very excited, so he askes
how you get it to sing. "Oh that's simple," answers the shop
owner, "all you have to do is hold a lighter up to the bird's
body and it will sing different songs."
So the man gets out his lighter and holds it up to the birds
left wing and it sings "Jingle Bells", he is impressed. He then
holds it up to the right wing, and the bird starts to sing
"Frosty the Snowman", when the lighter got held up to the birds
stomach it started to sing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."
Finally the man holds the lighter up under the bird's tail, and
without a moments hesitation the parrot starts to sing "Chesnuts
Roasting on an Open Fire."


Ha Ha Ha you know you love it!! :)