(q.)why did the people name the male whale...
(q.)why did the people name the male whale hum...
Animals Jokes
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their d...
Dog Crossing
Why did the dog cross the road?
He saw some d...
A FUNNY JOKE
Q:WHAT DO CATS PUT IN SOFT DRINKS?
A:MICE CUB...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-...
Red Toes
Why did the elephant paint his toenils red?I d...
Bells on Cows
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their ...
Rabbit
what do you call a rabbit with a bent dick,---...
Roast Ghost
KAY MARTIN, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, g...
Intelligent Ape
One day, an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. Th...
Herd of Cows
A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be...
Bee Milky
Q. What kind of bees make the best milk?
A. B...
Capon Fear
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
Fa...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwea...
No one else will do it for them.
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: No one els...
Q. What is green and smells like pork?...
Q. What is green and smells like pork?
A. ...
Did you hear...
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls o...
A Kitten's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed...
2 Crows
Two crows were sitting on a plough handle. Sud...
ANIMALS JOKES
WHICH SPORTSMAN IS LIKE A DOG?
...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Bird Brains
There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa b...
Chicken and da road
Q: Why did the chicken cross da road?
A: To...
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Investigating a terrible accident
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunate...