Escape from the Institution
Two guys are in mental institution.
One guy s...
Animals Jokes
The frog and the psychic
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline a...
Singing
one day mrs. flatnose was getting ready for wo...
Car Problems
A man's car breaks down right in front of a fa...
The Top 14 Signs Your Cat Has "Mad Cat Disease"
14> By sharpening his claws on the chair le...
Dinosaur St.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was t...
Chicken Joke: Dirty!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the ro...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
Having detailed the concept of attitude contro...
Weird Chicken (an old joke)
There's this guy, and he's just bought a new c...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and...
Why do seagulls live near the sea
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Beca...
Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
A: To help the patient find the other side.
How Many cochroaches...?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn ...
Apple and Worm
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're bo...
7 Reasons Dogs don't Use Computers
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear...
Animal Wackiness
What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a f...
Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.
The Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...
The Gangsta lion
What did one lion say to the other lion? What ...
Praying Parrots
Praying Parrots
A lady approaches a priest a...
Cool Sadam
once upone Saddam went to the zoo then he saw ...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a stat...
Soup you don't want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef str...
Elephant N rhino
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a...
Monkey
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
~bec...