What did the fish
What did the fish say when he ran into the wal...
Animals Jokes
A New Pet
Once upon a time a man was lonely and decided ...
Bad Heart
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?...
They'd break
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped t...
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the o...
Cow
What do you call a cow laying on the ground
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Why is cinderella bad at football?
Q Why is cinderella bad at football?
A Beca...
Just Looking Around
A blind man walks into a grocery store with hi...
Cross-Eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said ...
The Easter Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway...
It's rining cCats and Dogs!!!
What is the worst weather for rats and mice??
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Doggie No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It...
Dino-Rific!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-thi...
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he w...
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To...
dirty
you so poor i came in your house and ask to us...
The Monkey and the Fridge
Q-Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? A-b...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Anywhere ...
Wwe
What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? Fsh
It is raining!!
Hey! Benny did you know it was raining so hard...
Q. What do elephants use for condoms?...
Q. What do elephants use for condoms?
A. B...
Long Faces
ok a horse walks into a horse barn and says "w...
Poor Rabbit
Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinki...
Cross eyed dog
I took my dog to the Vets the other day and to...
To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To g...