How many
how many roaches does it take to screw in a li...
Animals Jokes
Marketing Opportunity
Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Ta...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Fish says,
What does a fish use to get high?
Seaweed!
Three Dogs
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a ve...
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
A man staggers into an emergency room with two...
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walk...
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in...
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in co...
Blonde Licence
There was a blonde driving down the center of ...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let's consider the physical evidence.
Th...
Investigating a terrible accident
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunat...
Bear and Deer
What do you get when you cross a bear with a d...
3 Penguins
3 Penguins walk into a bar. The first one walk...
how many animals can you
how many animals can you fit in a condom. i do...
WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?
There was this tiger who woke up one morning a...
She wants to be a bear
In my next life....I want to be a bear. If you...
You could feed them a lot faster
There was once a man from the city who was vis...
The Better Bull
This couple goes to an agricultural show way o...
Three (other) little pigs...
There were three little pigs named Shutup, Stu...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been a...
Eagles and Weasels
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked i...
Green and Jumpy
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A pr...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if t...
Gatores &chicks
Why did the Aligatore cross the road?
beacuse...
Questions and answers about Mad Cow disease
Q. If I drink milk from an infected cow, will ...