Smart Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their d...
Animals Jokes
Rodents in Transit
A few quick notes from "The Age" by Bill Flick...
Monkey Business
(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, ...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a coun...
The Jack Rabbit
One day a lonley Jack Rabbit was out running u...
3 frogs
3 frogs walked into a hotel and asked for a ro...
The story of the bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...
Q. Why are spiders always like tops?...
Q. Why are spiders always like tops?
A. Th...
From a cat-alogue!
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alog...
Flicken The Chicken
There once was a chicken that was part human. ...
Taxidermist
My brother tired of being a taxidermist after ...
If You're A Bear
If you're a bear
If you're a bear, you get t...
Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.
Teddy bear
Q: Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry?
A: Beca...
After watching sales falling
After watching sales falling off for three str...
To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
...
Two Snails
Two snails were standing on the side of the ro...
Cat Hospital
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To ...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my m...
Amish joke
How do amish find thier sheep in tall grass?
...
The cow dealer
A wise old farmer went to town to buy a new pi...
Legless Dog
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't ...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they...
Cat in the Way
Two church members were going door to door, an...
Dog Days
Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room....