The dog is not allowed in the house....
The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, t...
Animals Jokes
C'mere Pig
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a ...
A walkie-talkie, of course
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot wit...
The chicken
why did the chicken cross go by the underpass?
Bumble bee
Q:what did the bumble bee say when he came hom...
Rules for Dogs
BARKING: Because you are a dog, you are expect...
Q. What's the difference between a women's...
Q. What's the difference between a women's t...
Camel
A baby Camel goes up to its mother and says "W...
Cat Technical Support
This is an actual account by a worker at a tec...
Life or Death?
One day there was a man who was walking throug...
Seeing Eye Dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a g...
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Lihgthouse Toad
Why did the toadbecome a lihgthouse keeper?
H...
Eskimo cow
what do you call an eskimo cow?
an eskimoo
Ant
Q:Why was the little ant confused?
A:Because ...
The little dog from Mexico
Sam stayed with his grandmother when his paren...
Battered Fish
Q.Do you know what happened to the fish that w...
Harem
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem o...
My First Time
My First Time
The sky was dark,
The moon was...
Q. What's grey and comes in quarts?...
Q. What's grey and comes in quarts?
A. An e...
Next question?
Attorney: I'm going to object to that last sta...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Shark
How did the FBI know that the jaws victim had ...
Cat's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy ...
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.