A Cat's Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Animals Jokes
Chicken Ranch
My uncle was in the fertilized egg business wh...
Milk time
what do you get when theres a cow with a lot o...
The Most Venomous Snake in the World
NAME:
"Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snak...
Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine or p...
Your Order
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"...
Rabbit From the Grave
Two middle aged women lived next door to each ...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...
The Matling Bull
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They ...
Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because h...
The plumber has arrived
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was suppo...
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?...
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugl...
Bull
What is another name for a masturbating bull?
...
HEIR A DOG
TWO FLEES CAME OUT FROM A BAR FULLY DRUNK.SEEI...
Gorilla Boogies
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they ...
A watch dog
Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch do...
Dog vs. Leopard at Safari
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...
Bunnys
Q. what do you get when you tip boiling hot w...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legio...
A man and a Bartender
A man was at the bar and asked for a shot and ...
Card-Playing Dog
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed...
Cow With No Legs
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Gr...
Cats and Teenagers
For all of you with teenagers or who have had ...
Purrfect cat
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat...
What do you call...
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas t...