Three Dogs
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull...
Animals Jokes
Dancing Duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyo...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the b...
A woman, three months pregnant was walking...
A woman, three months pregnant was walking by ...
Charging Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Ta...
Bulls Survive Tornado
There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock...
Your family is so poor...
Your family is so poor, when they went to the ...
centepiede
One day a guy walked in to apet shop and was l...
Deaf Rover
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Any...
Q. Why did the pervert cross the road ?...
Q. Why did the pervert cross the road ?
A. ...
Creative Dog Breeding
Q: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a coun...
They're boasting about race records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of t...
Snoops's Favorite Weather
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle!
Cow Fun
What do cows read in the morning?
The daily m...
The Squirrel
Where did the squirrel hide his nuts?
In the...
Blonde and Redhead
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work...
They're purr-fect
Q: Why does everyone love cats?
A: They're pu...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Becau...
Snaksssssssssssssoowww
A snake asked a fellow snake one day: Hey ssss...
Three Strikes Your Out
A farmer just got married and was going home o...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to t...
Identical Horses
There was a man who had two horses but he coul...
Black And White
What's black and white and red all over?
An e...
A bats worst nightmare
What is the worst thing that can happen to a b...