One day a guy walked in to apet shop and was looking for a pet a
sales man comes over and says"Would you like a pet that could do
all your chores"sure i would the guy said then the saleman says
see that centepiede it can do every thing take it or leave it
the says ill take the guy gos home and says go get some milk to
the centepiede{which had ove a thousand legs} the cenpied gos
out the door the guy waits 20 mins 30 mins now an hour the guy
got up and went out the door and looked down and saw the
centepiede he said what are you doing then the centepiede
replies im going im going im tieing my shoes
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