A monkey with a machine gun.
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Animals Jokes
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they wo...
what do you call a donkey with no legs...
what do you call a donkey with no legs
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Cat technical support problems
This is an actual account by a worker at a tec...
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow...
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a...
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A duck
Why did the duck check into rehab?
...
Cards
What Kind of animal do you never play cards wi...
Q. What goes "Marc, Marc"?...
Q. What goes "Marc, Marc"?
A. A dog with a...
Monkeys
what dont monkeys like doing?
answer
hangin...
Shark Attack
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional...
Bone Diggers
What do dogs and women have in common?
They b...
Seals
seal walks into a club
Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets
15. Angelfish Cake
14. Hamster and Cheese o...
Seeking Refuge!:D
Once there were three ants. They had no safe p...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Get Away From my Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunt...
Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the thr...
Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: ...
A cats rendition of 12 days of xmas..
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave ...
Best Jokes
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You ...
Cow
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!
Elephant Riddles One
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine...
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
What's the difference between a dog barking on...