Once there were three ants. They had no safe place in the house to live except for the bathroom. So first ant slept in the sink, the second slept in the shower and the third slept in the toilet...
Next day when they woke up, the first ant said,"I slept fine." The second ant said,"I slept fine." The third ant said,"I slept fine but first it thundered then it rained then a huge log fell over my head."
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