The preacher buys a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it...
Animals Jokes
The Chick's Fire
Q: What does a chicken say when there is a fir...
Cow Reflexes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Je...
Educated Parrot
This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. T...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, se...
Handy bear
A bear walks into a bar and takes a seat at th...
Fresh Blood
A young vampire bat came flapping in from the ...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A...
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
A married man is shopping in a mall for a chri...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bart...
Hamster Trouble
My niece bought her five-year-old daughter Kay...
Medium Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the trans-channel me...
Chicken
There once was a chicken his name was BillyBob...
A carpet layer had just finished
A carpet layer had just finished installing ca...
Cats
What do you get when you put the cat in the bl...
The Pheasant's Special Diet
a pheasant was standing in a field chatting to...
Ode to the Turkey
When I was a young spry turkey, new to the coo...
Canary
Q: What do you not want to do with a 5,000 pou...
Q. Why can't they find a cure for AIDS?...
Q. Why can't they find a cure for AIDS?
A. ...
Silly French Humor
Two cats have a swimming race aross the Englis...
3 Dogs
A young girl is wandering through a park in th...
I'll use my Seeing Eye dog
There was once a man from the city who was vis...
Slow, Slow, Slow
Q: What moves less than 3cm in an hour?
A: A...
Blondes Strike Back
What do you call going on a blind date with a ...
Why do hummingbirds hum
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they d...