A bear walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar.
"Can i get you anything mate?", says the barman.
"yeah, ill have a pint of fosters and a...... ......... ............ packet of peanuts please!"
With that the bloke looks at the bear as he hands him the pint and says "ay maye, whats with the huge pause?"
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