There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...
Animals Jokes
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
'...
Dog vs. Fox
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a ...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes ...
The Two Cow
Since the world situation is making us all thi...
A Cat's Guide To Human Beings
Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So you...
Blonde Painter
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperat...
Birds wear underwear
Q: Why dont birds wear underwear?
A: Because ...
Walking the Dog
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take ...
Whooph
how do you make a cat go whoooph?
set it a-l...
THE FROG
Q: Whats a frogs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and...
The cow
The cow is so stupid, it said moo!!!!!
2 snakes walk into a bar...
2 snakes walk into a bar, 1 snake says to the ...
The Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and...
Jungle Poker
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in ...
Centipede
This guy was lonely and so he decided life wou...
He is a very smart dog
Went to the cinema the other day and in the fr...
New Dog Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the...
A Cat And A Dog
Once there was a cat and a dog who were marrie...
The parrot who wouldn't talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to ...
How to Catch an Elephant
As the title suggests, this is how to successf...
Cow
Q:What do you call a cow in a tree?
A:Stuck!
Selling a horse
An old farmer is outside for a walk around his...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with t...