Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.
Animals Jokes
This is one smart dog
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the...
We serve anyone
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waite...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Can My Dog Stay at Your Hotel?
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Mid...
Door to door Evangelism
Two church members were going door to door, an...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the co...
Calling dogs and cats
What's the best name for a cat?It doesn't matt...
Cats -- Now And Forever
What are the two things a cat is good for?
Al...
Chickens hadn't evolved yet
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Ch...
Why did the turkey cross the road
Why did the the turkey croos the road??
ca...
Soup you don't want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef str...
Red And Green
Whats Red n Green n goes 100 miles an hour???...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To...
Roster
old mcdonlald has a roster the roster travels...
Falling bears
Q. Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?...
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle
Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after ...
Bird Brain
A lady was walking down the street to work and...
Dog's New Years Resolution
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after...
If you thought the rooms were small...
On the subject of small lodgins in Tokyo comes...
Crying
One day a neighbor of the blonde's go over to ...
Don't Got Milk?
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
...
The Pet Bird
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
Why do elephants squirt water through their no...