The hamster show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
Animal Jokes
Ways to Torture Your Roommate
Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas
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Rules of Combat
1.) If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2...
An amazing talking dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man pr...
Clinton one-liner
After seeing footage from the new movie "The L...
Smart Dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse s...
A bunch of Palindromes
Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...
Come In
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door ...
Why did the chicken cross the road
because it wanted to get to the otherside!
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use....
Nike Condoms:...
You're a redneck ... there is a stuffed
You're a redneck if.... There is a stuffed 'po...
Pilots & Engineers
After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sh...
Monkey Driver
A hillbilly cop was driving along, when he cam...
The Top 15 Signs You're Not Getting a Bonus This Year
15> You've been assigned to bake five dozen...
The duck and the skunks
One day, two skunks were walking down the stre...
Purchasing a new bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...
Blonde Robery
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...
How to satisfy women and men
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIMECaress, prais...
Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Becau...
Ice cream flavor galore
A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on M...
The parrot
A JAMAICAN WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS WITH A PARRO...
What a mess!
Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhe...
Stupid Jokes
1. What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Cat and a Comma
What is the difference between a cat and a com...