Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Hourse Rider


A blonde decides to learn and try horse back r...

Purebred Police Dog


The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred ...

On stag night, you take


On stag night, you take a real deer.You use a ...

How do you catch a polar bear?


How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?


Fir...

Two Priests


Two priests died at the same time and met Sain...

A mouse's vacation


One day 3 mice got sooo board they decided to ...

Slaughter Turkey Lurkey


A little program that lets you choose how to s...

Dead donkey


What did the farmer say when his donkey died?
...

The Elephant

What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Llama!Llama who?Llama Yankee


Knock KnockWho's there?Llama!Llama who?Llama Y...

High flying


A blonde is on board a small two seater plane ...

Gone With The Schwinn


What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in c...

Redneck Defined


You can tell your age by the number of rings i...

DIARY OF A DEER HUNTER


1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings.
2:00 AM: Hunting ...

Door to Door


A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to...

Crazy English!


Let's face it - English is a crazy language. T...

Error Codes WIN 98


The Latest Report on Windows98 : New Error Cod...

Three Tough Jobs


A man was taking a walk one day when he passed...

Fishy


A fish hit its head on a cement wall."Dam."

Lawyers in the Park


A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cous...

Entra un perro a una


Entra un perro a una oficina con un peri�dico ...

Fish........... duhhh.


what did did the fish say when it swam into th...

The following are only learned from college


71. You meet the type of people you only thoug...

Three Blind Mice

Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three...

Little Red Man


One day a little red man was taking a little r...