Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore


-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...

Gorilla headache


It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and...

The FBI, CIA, LAPD,


The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all tryin...

Fish


What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!

Knock Knock - Turkey who?

Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Turkey.
Turkey ...

Knock Knock - Fresno who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?...

Critical thinking on the farm


Two stupid farmers had this mule that was a ve...

Un granjero demand� a una


Un granjero demand� a una empresa de buses por...

Zoo Visit


A father and his small son were standing in fr...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch...
...

Bird Damage


This guy calls his wife at work and says, "Don...

Put it back in the horse!...


Put it back in the horse!


- H. Allen Smith, ...

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!!!


A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first...

Consultation


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Purchase problems


A little old lady went to the grocery store to...

To get to the car accident on the other side


Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
...

12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey


1. Salmonella won�t be a concern.


2. Everyo...

Depressed in bar


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

El viejito se est� ba�ando


El viejito se est� ba�ando cuando de pronto si...

Internet Explorer 4.0 Credits


In Internet Explorer 4.0, click on Help, then ...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Remember when.....


Remember when........


A computer was somethi...

Bigger turkey


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys ...

A rogue guide dog has


A rogue guide dog has been destroyed after lea...

The Duck Hunt


One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he ...