Q. How does a cat commit suicide?...
Q. How does a cat commit suicide?
A. He sh...
Animal Jokes
All booked up!
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by...
Redneck quickies 22
You might be a redneck if...
You're a lite b...
Chicken Corn
Whats a chickens favorite corn??? Give up???
...
Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so...
Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he...
A gariffi,bartender,and a guy
a guy and a gariffi walk into a bar and the gu...
Mouse On Her Leg!
Your mama is so fat and her jeans are so tight...
Blind as a Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night ...
The animal's warning
A farmer and his pig were driving down the roa...
Three Aggies
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...
TWO AUBURN GRADS
Two Auburn grads had bought a couple of horses...
Hey!!!
Your mama so poor I walked into her bathroom a...
New Chicken Farmer
A city slicker moves to the country and decide...
Prostitute Parrots
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Fat...
Teddy Bears
A man walked into a bar with a teddy in his ha...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and s...
Your momma so dumb!
Your momma so dumb:
If she was a dog, she wo...
Tick-tick woof-woof
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watch...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill Adler
A Teenager is...
A person wh...
LIZARDS
A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOT...
Potatoes!!
A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from ...
Fly In My Guinness
An Irishman, an Englishman ...
Monkey
Q. Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? ...
Thanksgiving Poem
I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I...
Obi Wan's Sons
If Obi Wan Had a Son, of what name would he be...