Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Nice Hair


A blonde decides to get a brunette wig to prov...

Recipe...




Recipe (noun)


A series of step-by-step i...

Catholic Dog


Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countr...

Donkey jacket


Paddy walks past a building site and sees a si...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

Difference between...


What is the difference between humor and odor?...

Fun things to do on the first day of class


This is for entertainment purposes only. We do...

Drunk Superhero


Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th flo...

Women's Tee


As Joe started to eye up his golfball, hoping ...

I have two friends in


I have two friends in North Georgia named LeRo...

Three very tough mice


Three rats are sitting at the bar talking brag...

Different horses


Jon bought two horses, and could never remembe...

Birds


what do you get if you cross a elephant with a...

Twins Joe & John


Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones. T...

WOOF!!!!!!


IS THAT YO MAMMA OR IS YO DOG WALKIN BACKWARDS.

English is very strange


Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can yo...

A game of animal football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had...

Costly Divorce


A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wi...

Redhead, Brunette & Blonde Robbers


A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a s...

Insults 5


She's got more chins than the Hong Kong teleph...

Fish Heads


A woman went to "Jim's Seafood Stroe" and aske...

Chicken & the Egg


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg...

Drinking Truth


The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes...

A week of bad days (almost)


1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal a...

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A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into...