Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Clinton 'n' Buddy


Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton ...

Who is Marylou?


A woman came up behind her husband while he wa...

When your wife walks in


When your wife walks in front of you it looks ...

Fishing frenzie


there was a two sons and two dads they caught ...

Three Nuns and a Par


Three nuns passed every day through a street t...

Blew Chunks


The night after the boss's Christmas Party, I ...

My very first time!


The night was young, the moon was high,
We we...

Toughest Final Exam


Instructions
Read each question carefully. An...

A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead....


A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.

Knock Knock 130


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
M...

Heven sakes


these three girls got ran over and go to heven...

On the menu of a Polish hotel:


Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup ...

Relationship Score Card!


1) SIMPLE DUTIES- You go out to buy her flo...

Dear or deer


Dear, watch for deers while Iam driving.Wife r...

The chicken.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?


T...

BLESSINGS


Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack...

Shipwreck


A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a...

You've ever hit a deer


You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliber...

Optimist and Pessimist gifts


A family had twin boys whose only resemblance ...

This dog is acting badly


While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog d...

Bzzzzz!!


What does a bee do with it's stinger before he...

Mother In Law Had Friends


A man was traveling down a country road when h...

The early bird who catches


The early bird who catches the worm usually wo...

I followed the Tracks


One day an Aggie, a Lonhgorn, and a Baylor bea...

Boxer Dog

Q:What dog goes into a corner everytime a bell ...